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In other news Panda's are still clinging to life, thanks to one persistent mother of five at the San Diego Zoo. The article is chock-full of brilliant to the bone observations, such as "Shortly before the birth, the mother licked herself, rolled on her back to grab her hind legs and stood on her head." Face it guys, you're just prolonging the inevitable.

Apparently another species of bear much more deserving of life is also being taxed by existence in the 21st century. The Polar Bear's numbers are shrinking due to "stress" in the environmental sense, not unemployment. Check it out here

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The Sounds of Bears

Nature sounds that won't put you to sleep. Yes, bears are natural rockers, determined to make as much noise as they can. Check 'em out here




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What's worse than ants at a picnic?

The answer is bears. Bears at a picnic. Seems obvious.



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The Hardcore Bear Facts

1. The only way bears could possibly be more hardcore is if they developed the ability to fly (which they will). You think they don't have nukes?

2. Hibernation is fucking awesome.

3. Any sports team named after Bears cannot possibly live up to the name, considering that any bear (probably even a Panda) could take on entire said sports team single-pawed.

4. Pandas are lame.

5. 'Maul' is synonymous with 'Bear'.

6. Bears are far more socially relevant than most people think. Example: most health care plans do not cover bear attacks, which is yet another sign that our system needs serious reform.

7. Chimpanzees and Elephants can paint, but Bear artists are so underground that nobody has yet to discover them. Besides, most critics would be terrified at the notion of reviewing their work.

Cheerleader by Grizzly Bear


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