The Hardcore Bear Facts

1. The only way bears could possibly be more hardcore is if they developed the ability to fly (which they will). You think they don't have nukes?

2. Hibernation is fucking awesome.

3. Any sports team named after Bears cannot possibly live up to the name, considering that any bear (probably even a Panda) could take on entire said sports team single-pawed.

4. Pandas are lame.

5. 'Maul' is synonymous with 'Bear'.

6. Bears are far more socially relevant than most people think. Example: most health care plans do not cover bear attacks, which is yet another sign that our system needs serious reform.

7. Chimpanzees and Elephants can paint, but Bear artists are so underground that nobody has yet to discover them. Besides, most critics would be terrified at the notion of reviewing their work.

Cheerleader by Grizzly Bear


That's it for Bear Blog today!