Bears Party Harder

Dustin was lounging on campus one blustery Friday when his friends approached him with serious intent.

"Dustin" said Jake, "there's a party at Stacey's place tonight. BYOB". And then they left.

Dustin had no idea what BYOB meant but he was eager to fit in so, with the help of every college student's trusted resource Wikipedia he discovered the meaning of bring your own beer. Having invested his trust in the internet, Dustin then managed to get his hands on a sixer of PBR and headed to the party. Alas, Dustin and Wikipedia were sorely mistaken for when Jake had spoken of 'BYOB' he was actually referring to the type of party that only a certain inner circle of wildlife trendsters are wise to; it was a classic Bring Your Own Bear party. See, as long as you had your own bear to protect you and mingle with you, you were relatively safe. Dustin however stuck out like a sore panda thumb, and felt a wave of embarrassment at his lack of bear. This was soon to be replaced with unconsciousness as a Sloth Bear punched him in the face and took his PBR.

As Dustin woke up the next morning, half naked in the woods and covered with honey, he realized that he had a lot to learn in life, and that naivety can lead to serious consequences.

Don't let it happen to you!



That's it for Bear Blog today!